The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter crot where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokep a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if bokeh I should offer to porn perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this crot new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all memek makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms crot of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than crot shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic memek Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was bokeh generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by porn two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic porn decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as porn ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It porn was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying memek this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech crot like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling bokeh drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far bokep as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should bokep be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract memek a certain bokeh kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand memek the need crot to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.




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