I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I bokeh was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I crot wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable crot French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all porn makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from porn the University of Central Lancashire. crot They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners memek and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest bokeh primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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