The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was memek kept awake all night by a woman in a porn nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next bokep morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you crot can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as bokep genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely memek aroused, bokep trusts her partner bokeh and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

bokeh In my days editing bokep The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokeh It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep bokep so they could make their bokep partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic bokeh decibels were all about manners and crot bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone porn to what they described bokep as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over crot the finishing line, porn so porn to speak.

A new study bokeh confirms the louder the memek cry of ecstasy, bokeh the bokeh greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud porn always equals better.

As a memek woman bokeh from bokep Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s bokeh what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan bokep crot and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a crot sex worker, bokep I can understand crot bokeh the need to advertise. But if bokeh you’re memek not, memek then men should crot take heed: crot bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.




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