I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she porn rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women crot know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner crot feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh bokep ‘manipulation’, porn and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – bokep was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.
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