The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve bokep long memek been haunted bokep by porn the memory of a stay in memek Paris’s Latin Quarter where memek I was memek kept awake all night by a woman porn in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to bokep perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word bokep for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you crot can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a bokep woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing bokep for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently porn sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This porn was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokeh that bokep erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the porn finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study porn confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ bokep move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason porn to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

bokep As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what porn you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if memek you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were porn noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile memek and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a porn sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.




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