I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman porn an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.
Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all bokeh makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread bokeh – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she’s crot far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review bokep magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels bokeh were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women crot were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so bokep to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
memek As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh that her sexual yowling drowned porn out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to attract bokep a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of bokep our nearest primate cousins bokep – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But memek if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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